So here’s the LD…
I, KJ Bennett, am alleged to be marginally insane (ie; brilliant), afflicted with ‘Peter Pan Syndrome’ and possess a tongue that (when provoked) drips acid…
Despite all these supposed flaws…I remain trustworthy, fiercely loyal and generous to a fault (WTF! When did I turn into Oprah?)
I’ve spent over 20 years workin’ it in this crazy industry and have painted and powdered everyone from celebrities to supermodels to pornstars (yes, I said pornstars…don’t look so shocked)
Through the decades I’ve acquired many affectionate nicknames. I’ve been called “Blenderella”, I’ve been called “Beauty Bitch”…
It’s all good, call me whatever you like…just keep calling me ($$$)
Thanks to the tabloid press, my dirty little secret has been revealed. I can finally stand in front of my support group, hold my head up high and say, “My name is Kevin and I’m a Makeup Whore”.
Let’s face facts, setting me loose in a Sephora store is like throwing a recovering addict into a crack house (Linsday and Brittany understand what I mean…right gurls?)
Many people have also remarked that I become transported, mesmerized and visibly euphoric when applying, designing, developing, buying, talking, teaching or writing about MAKE-UP.
I attribute this to the fact that I love what I do and I do it quite well.
But don’t believe me, ask the very nice people who have bestowed these compliments…whom I choose to believe implicitly due to their frank observations and fabulous taste (not because I’ve paid them handsomely for these testimonials…even though I’ve tried).
I’ve also managed to snag a few important industry awards that prove I’m no ‘one hit wonder’.
In that other life when I’m not feeding my insatiable creative hunger, I’m working out, trying to consume healthy foods (or cocktails) and slathering on expensive wrinkle creams to stay visually pleasing in this youth-obsessed culture.
So that’s who I am, like it or not, love me or leave me.
This is just the beginning of the rants and raves…so sit back, get some popcorn and enjoy the show!
Love you,
Mean it,
NO……….REALLY!